When I started this blog I thought that it would be chronicle of my views and ideas on serious issues! But soon realised that humor is also an essential part of life! So here comes my modified blog! Though the genre still remains serious...just added a pinch of humor to spice it up! P.S.: Hey.when I have spared so much time in writing these posts.....I expect you to spare some time and leave constructive comments!!
Saturday, April 25, 2009
A memorable trip
It is often said that real life is funnier than any myth or fiction. Here are some excerpts of my trip to prove the same.
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Me (to a vendor): ये Marico का depot कहाँ पड़ेगा?
Vendor: Marico (puzzled) ये क्या बनाती है?
Me: Parachute, Saffola etc.
Vendor: ओह खोपडिया का तेल। ये तो हमारी खोली के पास है। है ना चाचा? (to a old man lying nearby)
Me: और आपकी खोली कहाँ है?
Vendor: HUL के Depot के पास।
Me (frustrated): और दोनों कहाँ है?
Finally I somehow got to know that Marico is popularly known as खोपरा तेल की Company in that locality.
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Me (to an old fellow) : ये खोपरे के तेल की company कहाँ पड़ेगी?
Old: वो तो कब की बंद हो गई है। आज से कई साल पहले।
Me: पर मुझे तो आज ही किसी ने उसका Address यहीं बताया है।
Old: देख लो है तो इसी रोड पर। पर वहां कोई आता जाता तो नहीं है आजकल। किसी भूत का चक्कर तो नहीं?
Evidently it turned out that Marico had a Parachute factory which was later on converted to depot.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Mumbai...Meri Jaan
Yet you are expected to hunt for your space in this crowded world. You have to be always with high spirits and on your toes expecting the unexpected to happen.
Still there is a strange force which binds the lives of millions of Mubaikars together in a knit and results in a splendidly woven cloth of life, of hope, of despair, of fear, of joy and above all of integrity.
Here is a city which was ransacked by militants for three days but still dares to assemble in huge numbers at the same spot with assemblage being started by an anonymous SMS. This city gathers daily and sings together with their chants soaring high in the sky in the same locals which have been ripped apart by bombs.
They sing in unison reflecting the true Mumbai's aspiration: "Jai Ho!!".
Sunday, February 22, 2009
PGDIE The Road Ahead
PGDIE: The Road Ahead
Hi all friends.
Here I present a plan to revamp the future team structures of PGDIE (starting from batch 39), kindly read it carefully and give your comments/ suggestions for further improvement on the same.
* All teams and functions not shown due to space constraints.
Team | Sub teams | Prime Responsibilities |
Media Team (8) | | To create visibility and brand awareness about NITIE in general and PGDIE in particular through various mediums available |
Corporate relationship Team | Alum Team (8) | To increase the involvement of alums in various activities and hence foster a long lasting relationship with them. Students will be assigned responsibilities of alum batch wise eg: IE1-10 will be the responsibility of Mr. X. |
Placement Team (10) | To develop symbiotic relationship with corporate and channelize the relationship developed with them so as to achieve “the placement” for all | |
Student Management Team (8) (Equivalent to Kaizen) | | To improve awareness of PGDIE batch so as to make sure that best talent is identified and selected. |
Infrastructure Team (8) (equivalent to Event Management Team) | | To provide hospitality and infrastructural support to all activities of IE. |
Sysco (8) | | To provide IT infrastructural support to all activities |
Sponsorship Team (10) | | To gather financial support for all student activities |
Academic Interaction Team (5) | | To facilitate interaction between administration and students To bridge the gap between consulting, MDP and UBP programs offered by NITIE and its eminent faculty to ensure maximum benefit from these activities |
* Figure in braces indicate the number of students in each team
If I have missed out any other critical function kindly suggest its addition
Other Salient Points:
- Teams requiring core competency like Sysco will have stringent criterion like tests for admitting students
- Performance of each individual will be mapped. The coordinators of each event will be decided by batch consensus and his performance.
- Teams will be flat with no coordinators.
- Each event can evoke any individual from the concerned team for his requirements.
- Last but not the least “the event teams will be abolished”.
Further Details will be provided in subsequent posts depending upon the response to this post.