When I started this blog I thought that it would be chronicle of my views and ideas on serious issues! But soon realised that humor is also an essential part of life! So here comes my modified blog! Though the genre still remains serious...just added a pinch of humor to spice it up! P.S.: Hey.when I have spared so much time in writing these posts.....I expect you to spare some time and leave constructive comments!!
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Monday, August 09, 2010
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Tips for Management Trainees
Tip 1:
Create as complicated formula as you can even for simpler tasks. This will impress your boss about your excel knowledge and will also help you to incorporate information which inflates the potential savings of your project.
One such example is:
=if(index($A$35:$E45,row(A39),column(D1))=D39,"My suggestions are better than current practice","I have just fooled my boss")
Create as complicated formula as you can even for simpler tasks. This will impress your boss about your excel knowledge and will also help you to incorporate information which inflates the potential savings of your project.
One such example is:
=if(index($A$35:$E45,row(A39),column(D1))=D39,"My suggestions are better than current practice","I have just fooled my boss")
Monday, August 02, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
Thursday, April 01, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
My name is Singh and I was tortured by a Khan who was not a terrorist
Everyone is writing, talking, buzzing and thinking about MNIK. That's how you define a perfectly executed marketing campaign which was carried so seamlessly that MNIK became a household mantra. But that's precisely where all good things about MNIK ends. Yes it's a dissappointment to watch the movie even on laptop sans the cinemas; not because of the threats issued by Sena but simply because it tries to make you belief on so many things which are simply not possible resulting in psychological torture.
It makes you belief that there are two type of people in this world: Good people who do all great things and bad people who will go to any extent to disrupt the good ones (Wasn't that obvious). As far as my understanding there are only one type of people and they do both type of acts.
Secondly it also depicts that passing on the message "My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist" to the President of America will miraculously somehow bring in Global peace and will re-establish the basic human rights of Muslims in America which were severely restricted after 9/11.
I have stopped paying attention to goof ups in Hindi movies but can't stop me from thinking "How is live telecast of all heroic acts of Shahrukh possible when all lines of communication were cut off due to hurricane Katrina?"
Though biggest disappointment is SRK himself. He does the repeat act of old age Veer from Veer-Zara with his neck rotating as if a stepper motor has been fitted in it and his voice stammering with the same pitch and frequency. Kudos to him for brilliantly bridging the gap between Old age and patients of Asparagus Syndrome.
Would like to end this post with some captions which my friends put up after watching MNIK:
"How Lame is Khan"
"There are two type of people in this world: Wise and those who have watched MNIK"
"I am delighted to know that http://movies.rediff.com/report/2010/feb/18/mnik-faces-near-empty-halls.htm "
It makes you belief that there are two type of people in this world: Good people who do all great things and bad people who will go to any extent to disrupt the good ones (Wasn't that obvious). As far as my understanding there are only one type of people and they do both type of acts.
Secondly it also depicts that passing on the message "My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist" to the President of America will miraculously somehow bring in Global peace and will re-establish the basic human rights of Muslims in America which were severely restricted after 9/11.
I have stopped paying attention to goof ups in Hindi movies but can't stop me from thinking "How is live telecast of all heroic acts of Shahrukh possible when all lines of communication were cut off due to hurricane Katrina?"
Though biggest disappointment is SRK himself. He does the repeat act of old age Veer from Veer-Zara with his neck rotating as if a stepper motor has been fitted in it and his voice stammering with the same pitch and frequency. Kudos to him for brilliantly bridging the gap between Old age and patients of Asparagus Syndrome.
Would like to end this post with some captions which my friends put up after watching MNIK:
"How Lame is Khan"
"There are two type of people in this world: Wise and those who have watched MNIK"
"I am delighted to know that http://movies.r
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